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Circuit - Wherein It is a Universal Problem Solver

Circuit - Wherein It is a Universal Problem Solver

WHY is that one boss standing in the other boss's way?

WILL the he convince the other boss to change his tune?

HOW does a true boss solve problems?

WHAT kinds of problem-solving devices besides ray guns are there?

Well, there's hooch. And... hold on. I'm pretty sure there are some other ones. Can't think of any right now, though. I'm sure there's all kinds of 'em. Huh. I'll have to get back to you on that one.

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Circuit - Wherein The Boss Has Other Interests

Circuit - Wherein The Boss Has Other Interests

WHO will stop the AC Boss?

HOW do you defeat a guy with a ray gun?

WHAT's up with all the vaporizing, anyhow?

IS that all you have to do to be the boss somewhere?

That, and you should have decent people skills. But mostly you should be skilled in vaporizing others with a ray gun. There's nothing quite like it to prepare you for a career as a boss. Someone has to do it, right? May as well be you.

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Circuit - Wherein the Samurai Stands His Ground

Circuit - Wherein the Samurai Stands His Ground

WHY did the boss nuke the little thug?

WILL there be any more nuking?

WHAT did the samurai say?

WILL he repeat it?

I won't repeat it. Not here anyway. He might, though... he's a samurai. I'm not. The rules are different for those guys. First of all, they're allowed to carry swords whenever and wherever they want. And ray guns, too, apparently. So if they wind up saying something unrepeatable, that's their deal, not mine. And please... don't blame the hooch. He'd still be saying stuff like that, even if he didn't have any hooch at all. In fact, if he didn't have any hooch, he'd probably be saying something even worse.

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Circuit - Wherein Harry Needs More Proof

Circuit - Wherein Harry Needs More Proof

WILL the boss actually use his ray gun?

WHAT kind of business is Jill talking about?

WHY isn't that AC thug finishing his sentence?

HOW much is Harry willing to bet?

He's pretty much willing to bet the farm on it. Although I don't think he has a farm. He may have built a terrarium at some point, but even that didn't last very long. It was a good-sized terrarium, even, but still it can't really count as a farm. Farms have things like tractors, and suspenders. Harry doesn't really need suspenders, I guess... but he could do some serious damage with a tractor. 

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Circuit - Wherein a Boss Orders People Around

Circuit - Wherein a Boss Orders People Around

WHO's the tough guy?

WHAT's this samurai boss doing with a ray gun?

WHERE did he get it?

DOES he have a permit to carry it?

He doesn't need a permit... he's a boss. Bosses can carry whatever they want. The rest of us, of course, need ray gun permits. No thanks to all those liberal namby-pambies who insist on taking away our ray gun rights. I'm pretty sure I have a first amendment right to vaporize whatever I want, whenever I feel the need to do so. That, and I also have a right to have samurai gatherings at my house. 

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Circuit - Wherein It Hasn't Had Much Effect

Circuit - Wherein It Hasn't Had Much Effect

WHY aren't Sam and the samurai afraid of the ray gun?

HOW does Sam know how many bosses have brought ray guns to knife fights?

HAS Sam been in many knife fights?

WHAT's so bad about bringing a ray gun to said knife fight?

It's just not done, that's all. If you bring a ray gun, it's not a knife fight anymore... it's a ray gun fight. Then suddenly everyone else just brought knives to a ray gun fight, and they all find themselves at a distinct disadvantage. Because let's face it... even the biggest knife in the world isn't much good against a decent ray gun. Ray guns vaporize. The closest a knife gets to that is when it dices something, and that takes way longer.

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Circuit - Wherein a Boss Displays Another Skill

Circuit - Wherein a Boss Displays Another Skill

ARE Sam and the Samurai better than the bosses?

WHAT new skill will be revealed?

WILL Sam and the Samurai be better at that one as well?

IS the new skill related to sword repair?

No, but that would be a good skill to have. Although it would be kind of annoying when all your friends start bringing their swords over for you to fix them, because you're the only one in town who knows how to repair a sword. Still... it's better than paying some other schmuck an arm and a leg to fix it. How are you even supposed to get the arm or the leg, if your sword already needs to be fixed?

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