WHY haven't the bosses heard of exploding ninjas?
WOULDN'T they make a really loud bang?
HOW could anyone not hear them?
ARE samurai the only group to be careless with hooch?
Sort of... they're the only ones brave (or foolish) enough to even mess around with hooch in the first place. And I mean "mess around with" in the sense that they use it for something besides fueling jets. Namely, ingesting it themselves. So in that respect, yes, it is very careless indeed. Generally, if you're drinking hooch, you're not really concerned about what happens to you, short-term or long-term. And if you had a care in the world when you started, you won't by the time you get through your first sip. Another, less self-destructive way to forget about your cares is to...
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